âSpa Weekendâ Review: Leslie Mann and Isla Fisher in a High
Movie genres wax and wane over time in a way that can be borderline imperceptible. The Western did its slow fade through the 1960s, but it took a while to realize that it was heading into the sunset (and then, of course, it came back). On a less exalted level, I watched âSpa Weekendâ and realized that the genre itâs in â the high-concept comedy with the concept in the title, the movie that puts out a vibe of âLook, Iâm crass and dumb and obvious! And thatâs why you like me!â â may now be entering its twilight zone.
Written and directed by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore, who made the brashly clever and likable âBad Momsâ (but were launched by their script for âThe Hangover,â and in a way theyâre still writing it), âSpa Weekendâ is a comedy about four old friends who go on a deluxe spa getaway. The film has its minor-league version of a star cast (Leslie Mann, Anna Faris, Michelle Buteau, Isla Fisher), with Fisher cast against type as the Melissa McCarthy character â a foul-mouthed British trainwreck in ridiculously loud clothing who becomes the filmâs bull in the aroma-therapy shop.
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Itâs all very standard, and the idea of putting the satirical screws to the New Age elitism of wellness culture certainly has potential. But watching âSpa Weekend,â you feel how tired and predictable the jokes are (itâs the script that needs a massage). And Iâm talking about the âwildâ jokes, like when the women take a raucous golf-cart ride through the spa grounds, or when a divorced couple work off their aggression by having a mud fight in a mud bath, or the moment when a session of âgoat yogaâ devolves â inevitably â into a Who let the goats out? free-for-all. Itâs âanarchicâ yet weirdly tame and expected. You watch these rote antics and think: Where are Barb and Star when you need them?
The four women are cardboard-cutout archetypes, played in amiable lightweight fashion. Thereâs Jane (Mann), a high-strung attorney and divorced single mother whose birthday weekend this is, and who is such an overscheduled control freak that she can only put a date with a man on her calendar three months in advance; Coco (Michelle Buteau), also divorced with two kids, whoâs presented as a walking fount of anger issues (though if you call her on it, sheâll get angry at you for reducing her to the âangry Black womanâ); Sophie (Anna Faris), a blonde mouse whoâs been the personal assistant to a tyrannical boss for 10 years; and Fisherâs bawdy, antic, disheveled Mel, who the other three canât stand, but as the movie explains â it becomes a central theme â every female friend group needs one person the others secretly hate.
I had mild hopes for âSpa Weekendâ when it introduced the Solaris Eden Beach spa, a luxe white-on-white beachfront hotel that turns pampering into a form of exhibitionism. When Jane and her friends arrive at the front desk, theyâre offered a choice of Champagne or hibiscus water, and the spaâs general manager is a guru named Shanti (Erika Keynatz) who glows with well-tended superiority. Then, of course, thereâs Kai (Adam Demos), the hot Aussie yoga instructor who makes instant eye contact with Jane (âCâmon, Magic Mike,â says Mel, âletâs see your big ding-dong!â). About 45 minutes in, Jane and Kai run into each at the otherwise empty hotel bar, and Jane explains that she can see right through the posh pretense of the spa treatments â the spaced-out music and yoga thatâs just âstretching,â the Goopy optics of it all. But itâs as if the movie had already seen through its own joke.
By all rights, Isla Fisherâs Mel should be the one making us laugh. Iâve always been a fan of this actor, and she gives a pinpoint performance as a dissolute narcissist whoâs like a more unhinged Bridget Jones. But Fisher, in a weird way, gives too grounded a performance. She doesnât have that spark plug of insanity in her DNA. (We donât feel her unconscious need to destroy.) Or maybe the lines just arenât crazy enough. Frankly, I had the same problem with âThe Hangover,â a movie I always thought was more prechewed than it pretended to be. And you wish âSpa Weekendâ found a way to give Leslie Mann, the filmâs straight-arrow center of gravity, a bit more of a spin.
âSpa Weekendâ is being distributed by Black Bear Pictures â a good company, only this sort of thing used to be the province of major studios, and now itâs being relegated to the indie and streaming market. (See this monthâs âSuper Troopers 3.â) Nothing wrong with that, of course. But itâs a sign that overly processed bad-behavior comedies like âSpa Weekendâ are a form thatâs running out of gas. What happens at the spa stays at the spa. But it might as well not, since weâve seen it before.
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